Shirt Destruction

In this short video, I start out with a WAY too small button shirt that I’ve had to rip the side of, JUST so I can even fit. But that doesn’t mean anything—one flex of my massive shoulders, and the seams rip open. I take that as a good sign to chug through my old college funnel as much as I can, while rumbling belches under my breath, and letting them rip in my mouth—don’t worry, you can still hear all their power and glory. I attempt to take the shirt off until I realize the only way to do so is to break every single button holding back my gut—and more huge burps—and ripping of the sleeves. Shirt tearing, button popping, lots of belching, and funnel chugs.