The Lazy Slob

This is exactly how I wanted to be. In this POV, you’re watching a video sent to my younger self from my older self, detailing how fat and lazy I’ve gotten. My younger self thinks he doesn’t want this, but in reality, it’s all I’ve ever wanted. I’m in white briefs the entire video, as I start off on the couch, farting and belching, telling you how incredible it feels to be this fat and gassy. Then, I get up so you can admire every part of my beef, while still blasting out gas from every end as I continuously drink and chug beers for the rest of the video. I tell you more stories, how I’ve scared people with my belches, how I’ve gotten fired over farts, and how satisfying and powerful it felt then and feels now. The last part of the video, I take you to watch me eat pizza as I continue to be the lazy slob I am, burping in between bites. White briefs (tightey-whiteys), Massive farting and belching, hot spoken stories, gaining and messy eating, chugging beer and drinks, belly slaps and belly play.